Добавен на : 21-07-2009 A man went to a bar and drank three drinks while still on his feet. 'Mister, why don't you sit down?' 'Because I've sworn to my wife that I will not sit in a bar again.'

Добавен на : 15-06-2009 A guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender give a shot." He takes the shot then looks in his pocket. "Bartender! Give another shot!" He takes the shot then looks in his pocket." He says "Bartender give another shot." He takes the shot then looks in his pocket. The bartender says, "Why is it that after every shot do you look in your pocket?" "I have a picture of his wife & when she look goods, I'll go home!"

Добавен на : 25-05-2009 A waiter asks a guest of the restaurant: 'Your glass is empty. Do you want one more?' 'No. What should I do with two empty glasses?'

Добавен на : 11-05-2009 A barman turned to a client: 'Yesterday died one of our regular customers. An amazing person: each evening he was drinking 12 beers and 6 vodkas.' 'And what did he died of?' 'I don't have the slightest idea.'

Добавен на : 27-04-2009 'Before the booze I was always wonder which pub to go to- Petrov confessed to his friends. After the booze I wonder where I've been. '

Добавен на : 14-04-2009 'Waiter, I have a fly in my glass.' 'How much do you think it could drink from it?!'

Добавен на : 03-04-2009 'Hey, barman, this looks like a club of the anonymous alcoholics.' 'Why?' 'I don't know anyone here.'

Добавен на : 25-03-2009 An Englishman, American, and Irishman, all walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender hands them there beer, however there are flies in each mug of beer. Well the Englishman pushes the beer aside and says, "That's disgusting." The American pulls the fly out and starts drinking the beer. The Irishman pulls the fly out, sets it on the counter and shouts, "Spit it out you bastard."

Добавен на : 17-03-2009 A hippopotamus walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "That will be $7.50 please" says the bartender. So the hippo gives the bartender his money and starts to sip his beer. "You know we don't have many hippos in here" mutters the bartender. The hippo replies, "At these prices it's no wonder!"

Добавен на : 09-03-2009 'What is the main problem of the regular drinkers of Johnnie Walker?' 'Keep walking.'